Top 5 Naruto Endings

About a year and a half ago I posted my picks for the Top 5 Naruto Openings. At the time I had also considered doing another list, this one focusing on my favorite Naruto endings, but I just didn't feel like there were enough that stood out enough to warrant going through the trouble. However, after being especially impressed by the latest new ending, I finally decided to give this one a go, and so I went back and took a look at all of the endings throughout the Naruto anime.

Where the openings almost always focus on what's currently happening in the anime, endings have a bit more leeway. They give the anime teams a chance to really experiment with different styles and not worry about the current happenings. Some will choose to focus on a specific character, such as Hinata or Sakura (who is obviously a favorite of the anime team, as every other ending seems to be focused on her), while several others like to take a look at the rivalry between Naruto and Sasuke from different angles. And then still others just try to make things fun and showcases the characters in situations we wouldn't normally see them in, such as a high school setting, or lying around on the beach or taking part in crazy dancing parties. A lot of the endings can be a bit blah, and I'll normally skip those every time after the first watch, but there are a few really strong ones that I'll sit through every time for various reasons, be it the images, music, or particular creativity on display.

There's twice as many endings in the series as there are openings, since endings change four times a year, where as openings only change twice, so rifling through them and narrowing it down did prove to be a bit tougher on these. I was a little surprised to see just how bad almost every single Part 1 ending was, save for the very first ending in the series, which itself was only good enough to get an honorable mention from me. Shippuden actually has quite a few really good ones, however, which left me with a couple more honorable nods in addition to the list, which actually consists solely of Shippuden endings. So anyways, first up, let's get those honorable mentions out of the way then move onto the main list:

Honorable Mentions:
Naruto Ending 1 - Wind
Naruto Shippuden Ending 14 - Utakata Hanabi
Naruto Shippuden Ending 15 - U Can Do It!

#5: Naruto Shippuden Ending 21 - Cascade

This is one of those Naruto and Sasuke ones I was talking about. This one seems to be inspired by the awesome OVA that came out a while ago which showcased the two's rivalry through the series, culminating in a fantasy battle we've yet to see between the two. This one does something similar, featuring awesome fight animation as the "camera" pans around the two engaged in a combat yet to take place. It then hints at the shift in power scale that's been happening in the series, for better or worse, with the seemingly Dragon Ball Z inspired powerups at the end before the two clash in an eruption of energy. The song's not the most memorable, but the fight animation is among the series' best, and makes this one stand out even against some of the fights in the actual anime itself.

#4: Naruto Shippuden Ending 19 - Place to Try

Another Naruto and Sasuke one, and now, looking things over, I notice that most of this list consists of this variety. I guess the anime just happened to hold up a particular level of quality when it came to endings focusing on these two. This one seems standard enough, really just looking back at their various encounters throughout the series, but backed by a rockin', fast paced track that really compliments the images (I especially love that awesome guitar opener). If this one had a weaker song I might not have chosen it, but the song choice was perfect, and elevates this up as one of the better in the series.

#3: Naruto Shippuden Ending 11 - It Was You (Omae Dattanda)

Where as the #5 pick was chosen mainly for the animation and the #4 was mainly for the song, here's where we finally see a mixture of the two coming into play together in my decision making. The music is among the catchiest that the series has ever had, and the imagery is some of the most series defining that the anime has produced yet. Yeah, a lot of this ending consists of fairly still images, but they're powerful ones nonetheless, and backed by a powerful track that makes this one of the best endings yet.

#2: Naruto Shippuden Ending 6 - Broken Youth

I love this one purely for its simplicity. Where the others might showcase certain characters or combat scenarios, this one instead chooses to tell us a quick little story. Naruto and Sasuke are portraying samurai-like characters with reputations following them, and as the two cross paths, they recognize one another. The tension builds as the two consider their plan of attack, only to decide against it and carry on at the last second. It's so simple, and yet so striking all the same, well cut together and played out. I actually kinda wish there were more like this, where they use the ending to try and tell us a short story rather than an amalgamation of images, but this one's pretty unique in this regard, which makes it stand out all the more for it.

#1: Naruto Shippuden Ending 25 - I Can Hear

Similar to how Newsong inspired me to sit down and take a look at Naruto's openings, this is the one that inspired this post. I was just thrilled by this ending when I first saw it, a feeling I haven't felt towards either an opening or an ending since the aforementioned Newsong and its dancing ninjas. There's just so much going on with this one, and I find it all fascinating. I feel that it's about trying to find your own path in life and not turning back, emphasized by Naruto acknowledging all his senseis pointing out their paths, only to turn away and walk his own. And when Shino initially turns away from his path, it shows to us the hesitation we may feel with the uncertainty of what lies ahead, but you've still just gotta go through with it, as shown when he finally makes up his mind and charges forward.

We see characters acting out in ways not normally seen, such as Shino's frantic rush, or Shikamaru and Choji getting in each other's faces, or the complete opposite as Lee and Neji calmly walk to their destination. And all the while, the series' ladies all lip sync to the song's engrish bits. I mentioned some of the catchy songs above, but I seriously think this may be the catchiest ending yet. It just has such a light hearted and youthful tone to it that you can't help but latch on to. So this one's got it all, and above all, this one is loads of fun without being too cheesy about it.

So there you have it then, my Top 5 Naruto Endings. I'm gonna keep up the Youtube videos for now, but if things are anything like they were when I posted the openings list, it won't be too long before Youtube pulls 'em down, so watch 'em while you can!

Edited May 11th: And Youtube's already pulled them. Still, though, look them up and check them out if you can!

My Guest Review of The Place Beyond The Pines at 3 Guys 1 Movie

So hey, I did a guest review for The Place Beyond The Pines over at the film site 3 Guys 1 Movie. When they approached me to do a guest spot, I was sitting there thinking of a movie to review for their site when suddenly it hit me: What better movie to review for 3 Guys 1 Movie than one that is itself 1 movie split into 3 very distinct parts? So check it out, and see what all else those guys got going on while you're there.

The Place Beyond The Pines

Iron Man 3

So, is Iron Man 3 the best Iron Man yet? I think so! Now I was a bit skeptical going in, particularly after trailers started showcasing the multiple Iron Men scenario, which brought back bad memories of the travesty that was Iron Man 2. However, director Shane Black takes this movie in an entirely different rout, elevating this series pretty much on par with last year's The Avengers.

As it would turn out, the multiple suits wasn't the only deception played on us by trailers. The previews going in would lead us to believe that this was going to be a much darker, grittier Iron Man, but that really couldn't be further from the case. This movie is an absolute blast from start to finish, and essentially acts out as a full blown action-comedy throughout its duration. And Robert Downey, Jr. is definitely on his A-game, giving us his best performance as Tony Stark to date. His delivery has always been spot-on, but he somehow manages to outdo himself this time around. His comedic timing and line delivery is just masterful, and he definitely makes the absolute most of the awesome material in which he has to work with.

And I can't stress enough how fantastic the writing in this thing is. There are so many twists and turns that you will not see coming at all, and are oh so totally satisfying to watch play out. Some characters might not be quite who you think they are, and on more than one occasion I found myself legitimately concerned for the fates of certain characters. This is a movie where it really felt like anything could happen, and that's something that's really been missing in a lot of movie as of late.

But where the movie really excelled for me was in its climactic action sequence, which is quite honestly the most creative action scene I have seen in a long, long long time. Prior to this scene, I certainly enjoyed the hell out of the movie, but wasn't sure I'd quite rate it higher than the first Iron Man movie. But once this thing got started, oh boy was I sold. I was truly impressed with the way they played with the multiple Iron Man concept, which, as I mentioned before, was one of my biggest concerns going in. But this scene was truly something else, something fresh, something I don't believe I've ever seen before, which is, again, something that is really missing in a lot of movies these days.

I mentioned before how RDJ brought the goods, but he wasn't alone in the acting department. Ben Kingsley was a blast, and Guy Pearce has finally given us an Iron Man villain truly worth basing a movie around. I wasn't too sure at first about going with a bit of a fantastical rout with his powers and all, given that the prior Iron Man films focused so much on technology over super-human abilities, but it was something that I was able to grow to accept, and it ultimately lead to probably the best and most memorable villain in these Avengers movies to date (after Loki, of course!).

This movie also introduces us to the Iron Patriot. Now, I was a bit confused by the decision to cast Don Cheadle as Norman Osborn, especially given that he was already playing a different character in War Machi... oh, wait, the Iron Patriot was War Machine? Ah. Gotcha. Well okay, nevermind then! But in any event, Don Cheadle was also on his game in this film, much more so than last time. But really, all I could think while watching him was that, somewhere, Terrence Howard is sitting back watching this and just thinking to himself:

In addition to the main cast, the side characters also left me very pleased. For instance, when Tony crash lands his Iron Man suit and is forced to break into someone's house to repair it, he meets a kid, who I was certain I was going to hate. But the dynamic between these two was just so wrongly awesome to watch, with Tony saying the most inappropriate things to the fullest comedic effect, and the kid carrying his own in return. And Pepper Potts has a really interesting development here as well, though some of those developments do honestly lead to a couple of fairly cheesy moments (but damn does Gwyneth Paltrow look hot in a sports bra!).

This is a movie where, despite Tony Stark being in a darker place in his life and trying to deal with the stresses of being a super hero, the movie still manages to remain light hearted and fun all around. And in that department, this movie is a total success. From start to finish, this movie is hilarious, creative, and unpredictable. Though, that said, while joking with my friend during the credits about what should be the after credits scene, I actually managed to totally call it, which made that scene so much funnier for us than it probably actually was. But yeah, definitely stick around after the credits for this one, and as if I have to even tell you, you really need to see Iron Man 3.

My Most Anticipated 2013 Movies

So it may seem like I've been neglecting my blog a little lately. I actually have seen quite a few movies in the past month, it's just that none of them have left me with anything much to discuss about. Some of them have been good, some not so much, but I really just haven't had much to say. I'm hoping that that'll change soon, though, but in the meantime, I actually wanna change things up a bit right now and look ahead to some of my more anticipated movies of the year, from which hopefully some will actually inspire some words out of yours truly! So then, here are my top 5 most anticipated 2013 movies. And for the purposes of this post, I'll go ahead and exclude films that I'll be watching within the next month anyways, such as Iron Man 3, The Great Gatsby, and the new Star Trek, so everything after May pretty much!

5. Thor: The Dark World

Coming out of The Avengers, the next movie in the Marvel series that I was most looking forward to was the next Thor. This, despite the first Thor being among the weakest of the movies thus far (second only to Iron Man 2). But, flawed as it was, I did enjoy the first Thor, and I look forward to a revisit of that world with a new director at the helm. I just feel like the Thor universe has the most to offer in terms of different and intriguing variety from what everything else is doing, so I'm really interested to see what direction they take. And with the new Thor seemingly going a darker rout than before, I'm also interested in how they'll incorporate the awesome comedy aspect, which was easily the best part of the first movie.

That, and more Loki can never be a bad thing!

4. Riddick

I'm so happy that we're finally getting a new Riddick movie. Pitch Black was an awesome little horror movie, and I loved how they decided to continue the series by expanding things so seamlessly and jumping into a whole new genre with The Chronicles of Riddick. And with the way they left us off last time, I've been dying to see where they go from there. I'd also be interested to see just how much, if at all, they change things up again. Riddick is just such a fascinating character, by far my favorite role by Vin Diesel, and I just love the world they built up for him, both in the films as well as the games. This one's coming out just in time for my birthday, too, so I'll consider this somewhat of a birthday present from Mr. Diesel and director David Twohy. Thanks, guys!

3. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2

Okay, I haven't even seen the first movie, but after watching the trailer for this before Jack the Giant Slayer, my friend and I both just about died in the theater. Hell, even after Jack the Giant Slayer ended, it wasn't too long before we found ourselves going right back to quoting all the awesome puns in this thing. Seriously, I'm pretty sure I laughed more during that two minute trailer than I have at anything else all year. This just looks so ridiculously silly, and, oh my, so many puns, so many horrible, wonderfully horrible puns! I can't wait for it! This one had me at tacodile... supreme!

2. Man of Steel

I don't even like Superman, yet I can't wait for this thing. They had my interest when Christopher Nolan's name was attached to it. And they had my money when they announced Zack Snyder to direct. Yeah, I'm a bit of a Snyder fanboy, but thus far he hasn't done me wrong just yet. I just love his unique style and approach to filmmaking, and each new film of his has improved on the last in leaps and bounds. So to say that I'm looking forward to what he does next with Superman is probably a bit of an understatement. But if nothing else, for the first time ever, I am looking forward to a Superman film, and that's something! I just really hope I'm not setting myself up for disappointment with this one.

1. Only God Forgives

Every new bit of footage released for this thing makes me more and more hyped to see it, to the point that it has surpassed Man of Steel as my most anticipated of the year. Drive was incredible, far better than I ever expected, and I really can't wait to see what Nicolas Refn and Ryan Gosling have in store for us next. I love how so many people I talk to about Drive always mention how shockingly violent it became, which I definitely agree with. However, from the very get-go, this movie's not holding anything back, as each new trailer showcases just how bloody an affair we can expect going into it. And I'm already falling in love with the music, too. Drive's is one of only two soundtracks I've actually gone out and purchased in about the past decade (the other being Tron: Legacy), and if the music in the trailer is anything to go by, then we're going to be in for another treat with this one.

So there you have it then. Certainly not the only movies I'm looking forward to, but these are probably my most anticipated for the remainder of the year, at least as of right now. And my top 2 movies of 2011 just so happened to also be Snyder and Refn films, but can it happen again in 2013? We'll see, but let me know what you think, and please feel free to chime in with your own most anticipated movies of 2013!

Velcro: The Comic

My original vision of the Velcro series was for it to be in the form of a comic book, and for years I tried to make that happen before I finally settled on writing the story out in novel form. But, sure enough, almost immediately after I published the finished book, I actually had a couple of artists come forward and show interest in working on a comic book adaptation. One of those people, Trevor, is actually someone who I used to work with years back, and at one point we actually did try and get this whole comic book thing going. Things didn't quite work out back then, but this time around we both took this project with the utmost of seriousness, and after months worth of work and polish, we've finally got the first chapter completed.

So here it is, the very first issue of Velcro: The Ninja Kat - The Comic! I hope you enjoy it, and we're already hard at work on chapter 2. I'll be posting each chapter online at www.VelcroTheNinjaKat.com as they're completed, hopefully on a monthly basis (but don't hold me to that!), and the plan is to eventually publish the comic in graphic novel form after we've finished enough chapters to fill a book.

Also, special for this first chapter, I went ahead and printed out official singles that'll be available exclusively at book signing events and conventions that I attend, so look out for those as well. And in the meantime, I hope you all latch onto this first chapter of Velcro: The Comic!

(In addition to my artist, Trevor Tee, special thanks go out to Chris Sabatelli and Safa Shariat for their contributions.)

Dog of the Day: BJ

The dogs have taken over! Welcome, everyone, to Dog Every Day April! And what better way to start Dog Every Day than with our very first Dog of the Day, BJ!

When I went over to my dad's house to meet with BJ and congratulate him on his big day, he promptly greeted me by handing me a tennis ball and insisting that we first play fetch.

So I played along and tossed the ball a few times, but it wasn't too long before he started to get a bit dirty. And so he decided that both he and the ball needed to take a bath.

After bathing, he must have decided that I had gotten a little too dirty as well, 'cause he walked right next to me and gave me a quick impromptu shower as he shook all the water off onto me.

Oh that's hilarious!

But I don't hold a grudge against him for that. 'Cause BJ's a good dog. He's really big and getting pretty old, but he's just living the comfortable life. And after our meeting had ended, he wasted no time getting back into bed to rest up for more brief runs of shenanigans to come.

So congratulations again to BJ, and stick around for more Dog Every Day April!

Edited April 2nd:

April Fools, guys! Nope, the dogs haven't quite taken things over just yet.

(But maybe in August?)

G.I. Joe: Retaliation

All I wanted from this movie was some good ol' fashion dumb fun. Sadly, this movie only got so far as the dumb part. This was just bad. And I actually liked the first movie, but this new entry in the G.I. Joe movie franchise is really just unbearable. The actors aren't even trying, and even the action is just dull and monotonous throughout. Basically, this is pretty much "Going Through The Motions: The Motion Picture".

(Spoilers ahead.)

Now this is something I never thought I'd say, but they killed off Channing Tatum way too early. I was actually kinda digging the bro vibe between him and The Rock, but then, oop, he's dead. And that's that, all we're left with after that is The Rock and two of the most generic characters who offer little to nothing of substance to the movie. Oh yeah, and then Bruce Willis also shows up, basically to just pick up a paycheck and call it a day. Seriously, why was he even there? He wasn't even trying, and really, neither was anyone else, save for Jonathan Pryce, who's clearly having a ball playing the villain Zartan in disguise as the President of the United States. But everyone else is really just there. Now, in the first movie, I'm not about to call the characters deep or anything, but they actually had definable personalities to themselves, and the actors all appeared to be enjoying themselves. So why, then, would it be so hard to carry that over to the new movie?

But more than anything that was prevalent in the first movie that was so sorely missing here was the action. Or, rather, action that was actually fun. The action scenes were big and ridiculous and over-the-top in the first movie. Here, though, it's mainly just boring, uninspired quick-cut shoot-em-ups through the whole thing. There is a ninja fight on the side of a mountain that I was very impressed with. It was very stylishly put together and well choreographed, though it honestly felt misplaced with the rest of the movie. In a sense, it's almost like they had two separate movie ideas, one focusing on The Rock and his Joes, and the other on Snake Eyes and the ninjas, and they just kinda mashed the two together. And I can't emphasize the word "mashed" enough, because it's just a real mess they left behind, and there were a number of occasions, particularly concerning Storm Shadow's character, that probably should have been better fleshed out.

I mentioned before about the sudden death of Channing Tatum's character, but his isn't the only anticlimactic moment of the movie. The final conflict between Zartan and his nemesis ends just about as quickly as it begins, and it's sorta just like, wait, that's it? And then there's a scene, which they even show in the trailers, where they succeed in completely wiping London off the freaking map. And... it just sorta happens. And nobody even says anything about it afterwards, almost as if it wasn't that big a deal. Not to mention Cobra Commander, who just kinda wanders on and off screen at random, and doesn't really do anything of note, before randomly disappearing without a trace at the end.

But where this movie really fails is in the logic. Now, this isn't the kinda movie where you're supposed to go into it expecting anything less than absolute idiocy, but even with my low standards of stupid, this was unbearable. When they entered the underground bunker to arrest Storm Shadow and lock him up alongside Cobra Commander and Destro, and started explaining the physics behind the place, I had to keep mentally reminding myself to just keep my brain shut off for another hour or so. And tell me, if the Joes are supposed to be a secret military organization, unknown to the general public, why, then, is the President holding a press conference denouncing their status? Also, I'm pretty sure the world is still a bit screwed over after the way they went about disposing of all the world's nukes. And I could keep going with this, but those are just a handful of many more similar examples of absolute idiocy that my brain just couldn't handle.

And the thing is, none of that would have bothered me one bit if this movie at least backed up its idiocy with even the smallest amount of fun. That's one of the reasons I was able to appreciate the first movie so much, because, at the end of the day, it remembered to have fun. But this movie completely disregards that aspect, which means that all we're left with is just a dull, dumb, stupid movie. Really, you'd never know that they pushed this back by a year to apparently fix certain issues. If this is what we got after an extra year's worth of work, I'd hate to see how the original was supposed to be.

I lost braincells today, people, and I didn't even have any fun doing it! So just remember this, kids: Say "NO!" to the new G.I. Joe. This one's really bad, and now you know. And knowing is half the battle.